Hakuna Matata
paradisaic1:

I LOVE TAYLOR!!!

paradisaic1:

I LOVE TAYLOR!!!

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

humansofnewyork:

“On the closing day of school, they chose him to be a presenter at the awards ceremony. He got up on stage and sang ‘The Wind Beneath My Wings.’”“Did you cry?”“Of course I did.”(Nairobi, Kenya)

humansofnewyork:

“On the closing day of school, they chose him to be a presenter at the awards ceremony. He got up on stage and sang ‘The Wind Beneath My Wings.’”
“Did you cry?”
“Of course I did.”

(Nairobi, Kenya)

corgiaddict:

 First time at the beach.
#sandypoops

corgiaddict:

 First time at the beach.

#sandypoops

gatsbyadventures:

"Mahm. It smells bad."

g4lactus:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

g4lactus:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.