I LOVE TAYLOR!!!
When my alarm goes off in the morning
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
“On the closing day of school, they chose him to be a presenter at the awards ceremony. He got up on stage and sang ‘The Wind Beneath My Wings.’”
“Did you cry?”
“Of course I did.”
First time at the beach.
"Mahm. It smells bad."
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.